Dragons stand guard. Treasures aplenty down below
Tinsel covers wands above, big and small, thick and hollow.
Learn at once, every boy and girl that set foot on its ground
The great wand chooses its master, not the other way round.
If droughts in your mouth persist, a draught of butterbeer
Is the neatest fix; pumpkin juice if you think cool is queer.
Tell me, are you the kind that likes to pull pranks?
And fear little to alliterate, step in, march those shanks
No.93 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes has the raddest ploys
"Here he comes, the officer. Shhh" - well, we only sell toys.
So, my friend you do now see, there's no other place you'd rather be.
Tinsel covers wands above, big and small, thick and hollow.
Learn at once, every boy and girl that set foot on its ground
The great wand chooses its master, not the other way round.
If droughts in your mouth persist, a draught of butterbeer
Is the neatest fix; pumpkin juice if you think cool is queer.
Tell me, are you the kind that likes to pull pranks?
And fear little to alliterate, step in, march those shanks
No.93 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes has the raddest ploys
"Here he comes, the officer. Shhh" - well, we only sell toys.
So, my friend you do now see, there's no other place you'd rather be.