Thursday, 25 June 2020

Recaptcha

As I sit quietly surrounded by machines
I wonder if my silence is being encrypted on some crystal screen
Does my imagination too leave a cookie trail?
Will my next thought be induced by programmatic blackmail?

Will men from the future be men at all?
Is self determination to Malthusian paradise a matter much too small?
What then remains of this ship, Theseus begs, pray tell
“It’s the taste of comfort, over freedom’s smell”

And just about then two fingers snapped
While waiting eagerly, an answer demanded an asp.
“We’re down a million simulations, it ends the same. Let’s forget the apple now”
Eve suggested, “Instead, let’s find new hobbies to pass our time somehow.”

Saturday, 11 April 2020

Things People Say

Patience is a virtual reality headset set to slow-mo
Love conquers alimony cheques - hope they find another
A stitch in time saves nice guys like Marty McFly
Time and tide get you different points on a Scrabble board
It’s the darkest just before you mow the lawn
There’s no I in over forty thousand words of the English language
Ugly as sin-derella without her makeup
Don’t be sad it happened, be glad it’s over
Every Rose has her thong