Things People Say

Patience is a virtual reality headset set to slow-mo
Love conquers alimony cheques - hope they find another
A stitch in time saves nice guys like Marty McFly
Time and tide get you different points on a Scrabble board
It’s the darkest just before you mow the lawn
There’s no I in over forty thousand words of the English language
Ugly as sin-derella without her makeup
Don’t be sad it happened, be glad it’s over
Every Rose has her thong