Thursday, 25 June 2020

Recaptcha

As I sit quietly surrounded by machines
I wonder if my silence is being encrypted on some crystal screen
Does my imagination too leave a cookie trail?
Will my next thought be induced by programmatic blackmail?

Will men from the future be men at all?
Is self determination to Malthusian paradise a matter much too small?
What then remains of this ship, Theseus begs, pray tell
“It’s the taste of comfort, over freedom’s smell”

And just about then two fingers snapped
While waiting eagerly, an answer demanded an asp.
“We’re down a million simulations, it ends the same. Let’s forget the apple now”
Eve suggested, “Instead, let’s find new hobbies to pass our time somehow.”

Saturday, 11 April 2020

Things People Say

Patience is a virtual reality headset set to slow-mo
Love conquers alimony cheques - hope they find another
A stitch in time saves nice guys like Marty McFly
Time and tide get you different points on a Scrabble board
It’s the darkest just before you mow the lawn
There’s no I in over forty thousand words of the English language
Ugly as sin-derella without her makeup
Don’t be sad it happened, be glad it’s over
Every Rose has her thong

Monday, 20 May 2019

No. 93

Dragons stand guard. Treasures aplenty down below
Tinsel covers wands above, big and small, thick and hollow.
Learn at once, every boy and girl that set foot on its ground
The great wand chooses its master, not the other way round.
If   droughts in your mouth persist, a draught of butterbeer
Is the neatest fix; pumpkin juice if you think cool is queer.

Tell me, are you the kind that likes to pull pranks?
And  fear little to alliterate, step in, march those shanks
No.93 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes has the raddest ploys
"Here he comes, the officer. Shhh" - well, we only sell toys.
So, my friend you do now see, there's no other place you'd rather be.

Abracadabra

All our lives, we chase a dream, a fantasy
Built up since the day we start to remember, we start to see
Rains can't keep us, and the clouds can't hide
And our grounded feet won't be any reason our desires will slide.
Casts, spells, and wands filled our childhood tales each night
And we long our entire lives searching for magic, that divine light.
Does singlemindedness really help? I wonder,
Archers' set their eyes on a prize, disregarding aplenty yonder
Books and poems and art are our time machines and summoning tricks
Rousseau and Dali in the 2100's, or yourself in the 2300's, in a matter of clock ticks
And don't get me started on man - the biggest wonder of them all - weaves magic all around, yet feels so small.

Monday, 6 May 2019

Pay first. Eat later.

In a galaxy far, far away
Or a different corner of the Milky Way
Sits a food joint on some lonely planet
Where you pay up first for your meal, only then have it.
Not very queer, not unheard of. In fact, most common
But what if you didn't choose the meal, and the waiter brought his favourite ramen.
A block away, you tread along, to find a clothing store
But your clothes you take only after, your wallet they take before.
And in this town, the infants start at a prison facility
For crimes they've not committed yet, but crimes their lives will be.
All this might sound to you, rather very strange
But think for once what you give your children apart from a funny name
You choose for them so much, so much they do not know
And hold them up for ransom when your beard's white as snow
Parenthood seems to be passing on a debt they never chose to take
You hand them a bill for a mess they did not even make
You pick their schools, you buy them things, and condition them too
And then they grow up to owe a debt when they'd rather reset, start anew.

Friday, 1 March 2019

Übermensch

Pumping the accelerator on a bumpy old truck
Brother said stop at 90, I figure I want to try my luck
Just then the bridge gives, and though my first lesson was last night
I spin around in one-eighty, also grab a kitty frozen in fright.

Changed scene. Dressed up in linen tights and a velvet suit
Ride Marengo all the way to the Alps, make quite a loot.
Get not fooled by pride nor greed. Nor the love of a princess -
Empires like these were built by lions - attack and return to their dens.

Blink. Become death – destroyer of the worlds. Or not,
Find ways to better use my mind. Not play fiddle to the war-mongering lot
In the face of famine, I create a drug, as Buddha and Einstein
And Schrodinger and Borluag and Vinci and every mind divine.

I am a maverick, a warrior, a scientist mastermind
Every time I close my eyes and take a walk inside my mind.
Lazy afternoons make for daydreams; I rise but my enthusiasm is hung
I know and I can’t help. Youth is wasted on the young.

Saturday, 27 October 2018

The Golden Ratio

(1)

The chiming of the wind finally found accompaniment as Raffaello and Vincent stepped off their carriage, carefully placing their steps in the dark of the night.

“Give us all the nameless murders and keep all the bounty to themselves. Like always” complained Vincent.

“No, this chief’s different. And much fairer than the last half dozen of them. You’ll see, my friend”.

As a constable hurried with a candle lamp, the faces of all the men present turned a curious shade.

“This couldn’t be”, exclaimed Raffaelo who was well acquainted with the members of high society. But even the lowest ranking soldier couldn’t miss the peculiar look of one of the city’s most famous merchants.

As they turned the body of the burly old man, they were surprised to find no marks or stains of blood. The man seemed to have gone as peacefully as the saints, only his fingers were conspicuous by their absence.

“As neat as the work of a butcher”, noted Vincent. “Or a man on hire”.


(2)

“An important case on hand and here we are passing smiles and giving courtesies to people who couldn’t care less.”

The older Raffaello seemed to have made his peace with the routine duty of watching over meetings of the genteel of the city. However, it didn’t take much to notice his mind was as far as the perpetrator of this latest crime seemed from their reach.

The rest of the party seemed happy with the perks of the most lavish food, even if it only came to them when cold and rejected by the guests.

Just then, a tall and accomplished-looking man paced towards Raffaello. In a most gentle voice, he invited the sergeant to see a painting he had only just begun. Humbled as he was by this generous offer, Raffaello politely declined ignoring the crowd that had gathered around what seemed to be the next greatest masterpiece this city of the Renaissance would produce.

“Magnifico”, said a certain Josquin, who promptly dedicated a composition to the painting, which he read as a tribute to his own art.

But Raffaello was consumed by his thoughts, until the lights of the hall went out with a noise. Two shots fired and the entire hall went in a frenzy. 

It was Loretta now, the Chief’s wife.


(3)

With the chief himself a possible suspect, Raffaello duly took charge. However, there was something eerily similar about the two murders. No struggle. And this time, a neat carving of the neck from base to ear. 

“But why would he?”, inquired Vincent. They had been lovers before marriage and had two children too.

“What else did we find out about our gent Pazzi?”, asked Rafaello.

“Hear from his most loyal friend, his accountant.”

“Pazzi, my brother... well, he was a most honourable man - his wife never found about his mistress who lived by the shore. And that - you have to admit, officer - in his position and age, is only a proud touch, a proud harmless touch of a feather on a glorious crown.”

“Very well then, more time with the chief.”


(4)

But it couldn’t have been the chief. What confirmed this was the discovery of a score of corpses in the heart of the city.

“All of them with missing parts.” As the sergeant said these words, he heard steps  from inside the wall. But it couldn’t be. 

A wall that ran at least ten metres thick through the middle of the city surrounding an old friary. A slice, a cry, and a thud - Raffaello knew he had to do something quickly. He kicked hard against the wall which gave into what appeared as a secret passage across the frairy. 

With a thud, an infant fell to the ground. Its cries wouldn’t stop but the detectives had their ears out for the culprit on the run. Following the sounds of his wooden shoes, they rushed along the narrow tunnel. The constable had stopped to take care of the baby and shouted “The eyes. This time. The bloody devil has taken the cherub’s little eyes. Oh God.”

With a keen ear, Vincent followed the footsteps until they made no sound any more. Raffaello signalled him to stand guard as he ventured ahead. But with a thick slash, the deputy’s ear was cut off and he fell to the ground. Raffaello knew a great deal was at stake and at once began to run after the butcher.

After a chase that had left both men panting for breath, Raffaello was sure he had led the mouse to its trap. However, the man found an exit. “Which one now - there are three doors here.” Undecidedly, the sergeant stumbled straight into a workshop. Full of wooden machines, and designs. And then, there were sculptures too, and by their side a dozen dead animals with their throats slit open and their insides bare.

Bones, birds, animals, and machines - what was this? Where was he? Raffaello was just as shocked as he was impressed.


And to the centre of the room, he was welcomed by an easel. On it, a strange image - the strangest of all the things he had yet seen. A blind man with flowing hair - but that was not the strange bit. A blind, naked man with flowing hair, with not one, but two sets of limbs.